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Yerba Mate Lime Lion’s Mane Mushroom Nootropic

Welcome to best decision you’vemade all day! We are all happy you didn’t click on the “other guys” yerba and you stopped here. Clearly you are concerned about what you put in your body and the waste you create that goes back into the earth. Take a load off, you’re all good here, Mate. We use only the highest quality ingredients with a major focus on sustainablitiy. We are the energy drink from the future! Organic yerba mate, organic cane sugar, fruit and functional mushrooms, the best thing since sliced bread, IMO. So what heck is yerba mate? Its a caffeinated super food from South America thats loaded with vitamins, amino acids and the main character, theobromine. Theobromine ACTUALLY can give you energy by speeding up your metabolic processes and dialating your blood vessels. Normal caffeine blocks the “tired” receptor in your brain but theobromine is a real bro and actually helps you out. The other heavy hitter would be the infamous Lion’s Mane. Yes, we totally went out and poached a lion and clipped their mane. No, we definitely didn’t do that. Lion’s Mane is a fungus thats really good for the brain and aids with cognition. We reccommned a google search because we can’t make too many claims or some hater will try and sue our butts. Bottom line here is that the functional mushroom category is the fastest growing niche organic market and you better hop on the bandwagon. This is no joke. Say goodbye to those horrible kale salads and try some shrooms. NOT AN ACTUAL WARNING — You will not start seeing spirits and listening to the winds speak (well, maybe) but you will feel vital and not have the usual energy drink slump.– Not your average tea. If you hate it I’ll venmo you [email protected]
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Real Mushroom Extracts

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Welcome to best decision you’vemade all day! We are all happy you didn’t click on the “other guys” yerba and you stopped here. Clearly you are concerned about what you put in your body and the waste you create that goes back into the earth. Take a load off, you’re all good here, Mate. We use only the highest quality ingredients with a major focus on sustainablitiy. We are the energy drink from the future! Organic yerba mate, organic cane sugar, fruit and functional mushrooms, the best thing since sliced bread, IMO. So what heck is yerba mate? Its a caffeinated super food from South America thats loaded with vitamins, amino acids and the main character, theobromine. Theobromine ACTUALLY can give you energy by speeding up your metabolic processes and dialating your blood vessels. Normal caffeine blocks the “tired” receptor in your brain but theobromine is a real bro and actually helps you out. The other heavy hitter would be the infamous Lion’s Mane. Yes, we totally went out and poached a lion and clipped their mane. No, we definitely didn’t do that. Lion’s Mane is a fungus thats really good for the brain and aids with cognition. We reccommned a google search because we can’t make too many claims or some hater will try and sue our butts. Bottom line here is that the functional mushroom category is the fastest growing niche organic market and you better hop on the bandwagon. This is no joke. Say goodbye to those horrible kale salads and try some shrooms. NOT AN ACTUAL WARNING — You will not start seeing spirits and listening to the winds speak (well, maybe) but you will feel vital and not have the usual energy drink slump.– Not your average tea. If you hate it I’ll venmo you [email protected]
Less Sugar Than Leading Brand
Real Mushroom Extracts

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