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Yerba Mate Chaga Blood Orange Mushrooms Adaptogens

Boy have you hit the jackpot! We are all happy you didn’t click on the “other guys” yerba and you stopped here. Clearly you are concerned about what you put in your body and the waste you create that goes back into the earth. Take a load off, you’re all good here, Chief. We use only the highest quality ingredients with a major focus on sustainability. We are the energy drink from the future! Organic yerba mate, organic cane sugar, fruit and functional mushrooms, the best thing since sliced bread, IMO. So what heck is yerba mate? Its a caffeinated super food from South America thats loaded with vitamins, amino acids and the main character, theobromine. Theobromine ACTUALLY can give you energy by speeding up your metabolic processes and dilating your blood vessels. Normal caffeine blocks the “tired” receptor in your brain but theobromine is a real bro and actually helps you out. Now for the other main character in this here bevy, the functional mushroom chaga. Chaga is a fungus that grows on Birch trees and it’s hella dense with good stuff for your blood and heart. We recommend a google search because we can’t make too many claims or some hater will try and sue our butts. Bottom line here is that the functional mushroom category is the fastest growing niche organic market and you better hop on the bandwagon. This is no joke. Say goodbye to those horrible kale salads and try some shrooms. No, you will not start seeing spirits and listening to the winds speak (well, maybe) but you will feel vital and not have the usual energy drink slump. Not your average tea. If you hate it I’ll venmo you [email protected]
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Organic Yerba Mate

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Boy have you hit the jackpot! We are all happy you didn’t click on the “other guys” yerba and you stopped here. Clearly you are concerned about what you put in your body and the waste you create that goes back into the earth. Take a load off, you’re all good here, Chief. We use only the highest quality ingredients with a major focus on sustainability. We are the energy drink from the future! Organic yerba mate, organic cane sugar, fruit and functional mushrooms, the best thing since sliced bread, IMO. So what heck is yerba mate? Its a caffeinated super food from South America thats loaded with vitamins, amino acids and the main character, theobromine. Theobromine ACTUALLY can give you energy by speeding up your metabolic processes and dilating your blood vessels. Normal caffeine blocks the “tired” receptor in your brain but theobromine is a real bro and actually helps you out. Now for the other main character in this here bevy, the functional mushroom chaga. Chaga is a fungus that grows on Birch trees and it’s hella dense with good stuff for your blood and heart. We recommend a google search because we can’t make too many claims or some hater will try and sue our butts. Bottom line here is that the functional mushroom category is the fastest growing niche organic market and you better hop on the bandwagon. This is no joke. Say goodbye to those horrible kale salads and try some shrooms. No, you will not start seeing spirits and listening to the winds speak (well, maybe) but you will feel vital and not have the usual energy drink slump. Not your average tea. If you hate it I’ll venmo you [email protected]
Real mushroom extracts
Organic Yerba Mate

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